TV in Japan

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I finally bit the bullet [...]

This is my new hotness. Even though it might be old. On TV. In Japan.
Official site is here.

This is how you sell video games. With whips. And women. On TV. In Japan.

Only in Japan are you going to find commercials for toilets. Now add a dancing chicken and a frog and you have a commercial that grabs kids attention. You do have to admit it does have some nice features though. As Homer once said on the episode where they go to Japan “They years [...]

This is how you become disabled. By riding a giant log. Down a very steep incline. And then falling off said log. And then getting rolled over by said log. Ouch, indeed. On TV. In Japan.
Research on the festival can be had here at Wikipedia. Videos of the pain can be had below for your [...]

This is how you feed a lot of seafood. With other seafood. And then speed it up. On TV. In Japan.
NOTE: Those lice-looking things may just in fact be the creepiest underwater thing ever.

Via the Head Tentacle over at Pink Tentacle.

Yo. Been a long week. But some really good TV in Japan.
Man Performs Liposuction on Himself
Newborn Baby Does Badass Kung-Fu/Yoda Impression
Shimura Zoo: Monkey Maid Cosplay
Hard Gay Forced Into Dramatic Gay Off
Tondemo Crisis: Awesome PS1 Game With Salary Man Hero
The Japanese Love Elijah Wood
EXTRA SPECIAL MUST WATCH!
The Worst Down Town Batsu Ever: Butt-Smelling Punishment
Oh My God: [...]

This is a superfan. On TV. In Japan.

Go to Japan Probe for even more awesomeness.

It’s almost time. Actaually, it is time. For the best of the week!
Sasuke: Matsumoto Hitoshi’s Ninja Short Film for Americans
Best J-Pop Band of all Time: Welcome to the World of ‘Southern All-Stars’
Anime with Comedic Aliens/Environmental Terrorists
Life-Size Crab Keeps Goal In Crab Goal-Keeper Movie
Tommy Lee Jones as Japanese Store Attendant
Mechaike Beetle Man Attaches Live Beetle To [...]

It’s that time. For the best. Of the week. On TV. In Japan.

Sweet Japanese Truck Movie from the 70s.
Surreal Almost Art Anime Boob Video Collage.
Don’t Stutter or You Get Whacked in the Crotch.
World’s Largest TV. On TV. In Japan.
The best D-1 prank yet. Crazy Taxi With Cops!
Sexy/Hilarious Geisha English as a Second Language.
Keep [...]

It’s that time again. The best of the best of the best of the week.
How about Hard Gay hitting the streets of Tokyo to talk to people about Father’s Day?
Or the flyest little girl ever to sing a gas company’s jingle?
There’s also this awesome classic commercial about Japanese toilets that clean with water sprays.
Shhhhh. It’s [...]

This is how Pee-Wee sells his wares. With green screen. And repetition. And just the slightest hint of Japanese. On TV. In Japan.

Thanks to Russ at Hypocritical Mass for the tip!

Best of the Week!
You might have been here all week. If so, great. Thanks. You rock.
If not, check these quick. They’ll fix you back to you, real quick.
Hard Gay is always amazing. Now everyone wants to be him.
Super Galdelic Hour - Rare Japanese PS2 Demo Kinda Like Trippy DOA Volleyball
Bakuten Domino - How to Stack [...]

This is how you fight Bob Sapp. Virtually. On TV. In Japan.

FYI: Some fascinating things at the Bob Sapp Wikipedia page.
First and foremost, Sapp and I attended the University of Washington at the same time. I forgot.
Want to buy a Bob Sapp slot machine?

I thought I might dig this up from my Kids category for you all in case you haven’t seen it. It’s pretty much everywhere right now. So you probably have. It’s still awesomely worthy of a second viewing.
Even More Toilet Training Videos This Time Featuring Furries and Mr. Hanky
Another highlight from that very category?
How [...]