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Japanese Intel Commercial Feat. Cute Girl, Strange Native Tribe and Dance

This is how you sell computers. By placing cute girls. Into jeopardy. And then making them dance. To communicate. And, it would seem, to sell computers. On TV. In Japan.

Japanese Robot Watch: They Can Balance Now

This is a sneak peak into our robot overlord future. The part where they lay on the ground and then jump up. In preparation for crushing us organic meatbags. On TV. In Japan.

Failed Three Person Multi-Cultural 80s Band Sells Sony Product

This is how advertisers used to think you wanted to be sold to. Before they understood that we had functional ears and eyes. On TV. In Japan.

Japanese TV Profiles 3D Technology For Getting Your Avatar On

This is how you’re going to show who you are. When you “pwn” some “noobs” in the “future”. On TV. In Japan.

New Noodle Toy From Takara Tomy Lets You Make Soba At Home!

This is how you train a whole new generation. On the beauty of making noodles. The old fashioned way. With a plastic device. On TV. In Japan.

Via the amazing Trends In Japan where you can buy things like this. If that interests you.

Ghosts of Tokyo Tech Past - The Computer Chronicles Visits Japan For Expo ‘85

As with many nerds my age, The Computer Chronicles was one of my favorite show growing up. I learned many things and shared them with my nerdy friends. Fun was had.
However, I don’t remember the episode below and I’m probably better for it. I think I might’ve exploded. This is pure mid-80s robot bliss. Not [...]

The Endless Pool: Japanese Find Yet Another Way To Torture TV Guests

This is how you take a harmless invention for exercise. And use it for evil. Well, evil fun where no one really gets hurt. On TV. In Japan.

Pankun + Remote Control Car = Serious Monkey-Based Entertainment

This is how you reignite my love for monkeys. By hooking that monkey up with remote controlled vehicles. On TV. In Japan.

Via Japan Probe

Japanese Tetris Comedian Uses ATM Humor For Next Routine (+subs)

This is how you bring technology into your act. By interacting with a talking ATM. A non-functioning ATM with amazing comedic timing. On TV. In Japan.
BONUS: There’s a Brain Age joke in here. Seriously.

Thanks go again to YTuber morizaemon.

Tokyo Auto Show 2007: Nissan’s Pivo2 Concept Car

Just when you thought there was little to no innovation left in the car industry, along comes the Pivo2 to literally change your direction on thinking. And you direction while driving.
This on-the-scene video from the show shows off some of it moves, right to left and front to back.

Thanks to Gigazine for uploading this [...]

More Retro Tech Awesomeness - 1982 Japanese Commodore Max Machine Commercial

This is how you sell electronics. With meteors. And children sitting on them. Zapping other meteors. With Commodore computers. On TV. In Japan.

Sony’s Rolly Does the Algorithm March!

Not much to say here. If you get it, it’s amazing. If you don’t, I’m sorry.

Classic Japanese Commercial Theater: Technics Stereo Known Only As “The Space”

This is how you sell stacked electronics. With a knight in shining armor. And lazer-cut graphics. Both of which are geared entirely towards ‘The Space’. On TV. In Japan.

Norton Fighter Go! PC Utilities Company Launches Norton Fighter Character To Take On Ninja Viruses!

It can be hard to explain to the general public exactly what Virus Software does. I always imagined it as a sort of gentle brush that swept away the crap, kind of like a beneficial vacuum cleaner.
Of course, I was wrong. Virus software is much more than that. It is an ASS-KICKING Super Sentai rip-off [...]

Total Immersion 3-D Real Time Imaging Tech On Japanese TV

This is, from what I can tell, quite fascinating. However, be aware. It comes from France.
French company Total Immersion has created D’Fusion which “enables the real-time integration of interactive 3D graphics into live video flows”. In other words, point a web cam at some specialized print material and it becomes ‘alive’ with the internet.
The [...]