TV in Japan

This is how you determine the uber-model. Amongst Japanese ladies. And exploit their compromised position with upskirt shots. On TV. In Japan.
WARNING: As with all Late Night clips, viewer discretion is advised.

This is how you make a statement. By replacing bowling balls with breasts. However, what that statement is I have no idea. On TV. In Japan.

BONUS: The same woman (her name is Fuko and yes she has 47-inch chest) appearing on a New Year’s special with Star Wars music behind her.

This is how you sell track shoes. By having a lady try them on. And the focusing the camera. On the area. If you know what I mean. On TV. In Japan.

Chinese model Ying Ling demonstrates the phenomenal holding power of plastic straps. On TV. In Japan.

Thanks to YTer gotokiyo00 for the upload!

This is how you combine comedy, pain and some sort of tongue fetish. On TV. In Japan.
japanese tongueUploaded by peach456

This is how you make someone move fast. By sticking them behind a screen. And handing them a bikini. And putting sixty seconds on the clock. And then asking them to wow you. On TV. In Japan.

This is some kind of punishment. Enforced by the cops. The booby cops. On TV. In Japan.
NOTE: This is mostly NSFW. It’s also probably NSF thinking people. Put on your lowest common denominator caps and all should be good.

This is how you make a beer commercial. With some pretty heavy subtext. And heavy petting. On TV. In Japan.
NOTE: The commercial is the second commercial in the clip.

This is how you shoot an underwear model. By asking her to play a role in a soap opera of sorts. Set in a “jail cell”. Featuring a man with a terrible afro. Who then asks the model to pose in the outline of a murder victim. For fun mostly. On TV. In Japan.
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This is how you hook in the male demographic. By featuring ladies in bikinis. On simulated horses/ab trainers. Throwing pies at each other. On TV. In Japan.

glumbert - Japanese Bikini Rodeo Pie Fight
Thanks to TViJ reader Harley for the tip!

This is how you examine the unusual properties of skin squishing together to make noise. That sometimes, just sometimes, includes the space between breasts. On TV. In Japan.

This is how you get the party started. The bikini party. The 70s bikini party. With in-camera special effects. On TV. In Japan.

Pre-Note: This is a repost but the video had died and now it lives again. BTW, it’s kinda racy but nothing crazy. It is, however, relatively degrading. Be warned.
This is how you weed out the weak. By testing their ability to handle sausages. With their mouths. On TV. In Japan.
NOTE: I am deeply sorry for [...]

This is how you rip through a not so interesting list of bath & beauty products. By having a beauty take off her clothes in the bath. On TV. In Japan.
Slight risk of mature skies below. About 25 percent chance of offended-ness.

This is how you do your hair. With smelly sticks. That aren’t really for smelling. More for eating. But then they wouldn’t do much to your hair. On TV. In Japan.

Plus, bonus footage of Erika Sawajiri as a cowgirl shooting things!