TV in Japan

Deep breaths people. This is Razor Ramon HG at his very best.
HG takes his traveling show of misfits and crazies (who knew he had these people?) and brings them to the Entertainment Capital of the World. He not only brings them there, he tries to get them all jobs.
Eventually, they end up entertaining a room [...]

This is how you make an Iron Chef clone. With Hard Gay as a chef. However, it quickly devolves into a wrestling match. And that’s really all you need to know. On TV. In Japan.

Sorry for the double Hard Gay posting, but this one was much too much to pass up.
Here, Hard Gay is on trial. On trial for his sexiness. In one corner, AV star Nao Oikawa. In the other, Razor Ramon HG.
Who is sexiest? Judge for yourself. I made up my mind at exactly 2 minutes [...]

This is how Razor Ramon HG shows his feelings. By expressing himself through rap. And, as usual, through tight leather chaps. On TV. In Japan.

Thanks to the fine folks at Your Opinion Doesn’t Count for this fine link to this fine video.

The BBC’s Japanorama show is awesome. I watched the first chunk of these on YouTube a while back and it looks like there’s another whole section starting up again. Search for it. Seek it out. It’s amazing.
An example of the amazingness? This interview with Razor Ramon HG. Basically gives you the entire backstory on the [...]

Via the amazing people over at the Bakkage forums comes this HG gem:

I’m actually quite amazed at how great the fight choreography is. Hooo!

This is how you shake up the yearly photo. By adding in a dash of crotch thrust. On TV. In Japan.

I’m sorry for writing the above headline but it’s about the only way I could begin to describe what happens in the following clip.
Obviously, there is something serious going on here as Red-pointed Patent-leather Bra Man is calling out Razor Ramon HG in a big way. I mean hot wax on crotch? That’s hardcore.

It may be like dogs sleeping with cats, but it’s true: Everyone’s favorite stereotype is hitched! To a woman!
TVinJapan reader Jeff wrote in with the suprising news that not only was he getting married but that he’s actually already married. Details are now presented in nice block quote form:

But according to his new mother-in-law, the [...]

This is how you celebrate Father’s Day. On the streets of Tokyo. With a man in leather. And, as always, crotch thrusts. On TV. In Japan.

Thanks to Tom H. for the tip!

I have absolutely know idea what’s happening in this clip. Nor do I understand what they’re saying.
But it proves, yet again, that Razor Ramon HG is something to not to be messed with.
And that he might be one of the funniest men alive.

To find out what the hell Hard Gay is all about, go [...]

The guys from DownTown have done it again. Yes, these are the guys that couldn’t laugh lest they got beat.
Now, they’re pitted in teams of five in what can only be described as Sadism Meets Theater Sports.
Let me set the scene: All ten guys are on stage. Split into teams of five. A curtain falls [...]

This is how you overpower the always uber-powerful Hard Gay. With extreme nipple torture. On TV. In Japan.

This is Hard Gay. Making time live, on stage. On TV. In Japan.

This is jow you take a fish out of water. By taking him to the fair. And scaring a bunch of little kids. On TV. In Japan.