TV in Japan

This is how you learn to use the chopsticks. And then take on the masters. And then, become the master! On TV. In Japan.

Thanks to DBSboy for the tip!

This is how you make the most of your fame. By slamming your fist down. In the name of slushee drinks. On TV. In Japan.

Via Japan Probe!

Following up on the amazing bubble popping toy of last year, C-Scout’s Trends in Japan blog has uncovered this year’s hot new toy popping sensation - The Endless Edamame.

So I have no idea what this is. Other than awesome. On TV. In Japan.

This is how you can wash a recent viewing of Deal or No Deal out of your brain. With singing penguins. Wearing hats. On TV. In Japan.
Warning: Those with allergies to sickly sweetness had best steer clear. Below is about as kawaii as you can get.

This is how you make a Japanese pizza just a little more frightening. By dipping it. In something. On TV. In Japan.

This is how you express taste sensations. By wearing large fruit. And powdering your body. For maximum flexitude. On TV. In Japan.

This is how you examine your roots. If you’re the Iron Chef. And wondered what your show would look like without as much spit & polish. On TV. In Japan.

This is how you entertain a ’starlet’. With a fancy restaurant set. And exploding fountains. And a transvestite. On TV. In Japan.

NOTE: This is part two of the video. Mostly boring part one is here if you’re a Paris completist.

This is how you innovate. In the world of dried noodles. By making water into a milk-like substance. On TV. In Japan.

This is how you demonstrate your new flavor of chewing gum. That’s mostly inspired by food items. Much like the gum the got Violet into so much trouble. But then again, she couldn’t do these awesome bubble tricks. On TV. In Japan.

This is how you show the rest of Earth how to brand something. And also how properly flavor a potato chip. With soy sauce. And funk. On TV. In Japan.

This is how the perfect someone can change your life. That person and the fried chicken he rides in on. On TV. In Japan.

This is a competition for chefs. Of fake food. With some amazing looking fake meat. On TV. In Japan.

This is how you do your hair. With smelly sticks. That aren’t really for smelling. More for eating. But then they wouldn’t do much to your hair. On TV. In Japan.

Plus, bonus footage of Erika Sawajiri as a cowgirl shooting things!