TV in Japan

This is how you cause an incident. If you’re not careful with the bamboo. On TV. In Japan.

This is how you show off. If you’re an owl. On TV. In Japan.

This is how you can wash a recent viewing of Deal or No Deal out of your brain. With singing penguins. Wearing hats. On TV. In Japan.
Warning: Those with allergies to sickly sweetness had best steer clear. Below is about as kawaii as you can get.

This is how you make people laugh. By screaming at fish. On TV. In Japan.

This is how you make a ratings bonanza. By dressing up cats. And forcing them to sit in a variety of bowls. On TV. In Japan.
katUploaded by jpnvideos
Via the relentlessly awesome Japan Probe.

This is how you combine comedy, pain and some sort of tongue fetish. On TV. In Japan.
japanese tongueUploaded by peach456

This is how you learn from the problems of others. Specifically, how to be aware when you have a weight problem. And if you happen to be a cat. On TV. In Japan.
Japan's fat cat Papi-chanUploaded by Lalarine
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Via Japan Probe.

This is how you celebrate Christmas. If you’re a giant mammal. Forced to engage in celebration of a holiday you don’t recognize. While waiting for your moment. To escape. On TV. In Japan.

This is what happens. When men dress in suits. And then start to hit each each other. On TV. In Japan.

Via Youtuber KENKEN075.

So I feel a little bit weird about how much I love these. But not weird enough not to blog them.
BB & Barkley head to Kyoto with Singing Tour Guide:

BB interprets Japanese characters, whines about being homesick & rhymes “why-o” with “o-hi-oh”:

And finally a class of kids sing “Ichi Ni San”!

This is how you make TV in Japan. Turn on cameras. Add dogs. And a dash of laughing heads. Viola. On TV. In Japan.

This is how you make animals real. By putting people in them. And trying to convince children to give them their food. On TV. In Japan.

Via Japan Probe.

This is how you train a dog. To completely freak me out. On You Tube. In Japan.

This is how you sell an airline. To a country that loves anime. On TV. In Japan.

This is exactly the kind of music I needed right now. Thank you Internet. For reals.
Cube Juice - “Head Long”

Cube Juice - “!!!”

Cube Juice - “Explosion”