Man Addresses Very Dedicated Speech To Women’s Breasts - Need Help Translating

I’ve been gone a few days down at the San Diego Comic Con and now have returned. The Con, as always, reeks of both awesomeness and the smell of sweat + nerd. It is both exhilarating and putrid. Not many things can match it in either.

Returning home, I came across this very interesting take on what looks to be someone’s ode to a women’s breast. However, there seems to be a lot more going on here than meets the eye. And while I with my tiny level Japanese (read: almost nil but I have started the Japanese Rosetta stone series) skills have determined the above, I cannot for the life of me figure out what is happening here.

Any help? A direct translation would be nice but I’ll settle for the high points.

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10 Responses to “Man Addresses Very Dedicated Speech To Women’s Breasts - Need Help Translating”

  1. DJ says:

    Kind of silly…

    Translation:

    Girl (G): Sit, please.

    Boy (B): Fly Away Queen

    Other guys (O): Fly Away Queen?

    G: Don’t look! (to the guys in back)

    B: Fly Away Queen, as you command,…

    G: Are you really going to look?

    B: Please, your bosom for my eyes,…your bosom’s light

    G: Really, do you want that? Do you want this?

    B: Yes, Fly Away Queen. As an embarrassment to your name (?) I firmly intend to receive with my eyes. Fly away, fly away…

    O: The guy is spellbound.

    G: Here I go.

    B: Fly away…

  2. DJ says:

    Kind of silly…

    Translation:

    Girl (G): Sit, please.

    Boy (B): Fly Away Queen

    Other guys (O): Fly Away Queen?

    G: Don’t look! (to the guys in back)

    B: Fly Away Queen, as you command,…

    G: Are you really going to look?

    B: Please, your bossom for my eyes,…your bossom’s light

    G: Really, do you want that? Do you want this?

    B: Yes, Fly Away Queen. As an embarassment to your name (?) I firmly intend to receive with my eyes. Fly away, fly away…

    O: The guy is spellbound.

    G: Here I go.

    B: Fly away…

    G: Did you really think I was going to take it off?

    B: Yes.

    G: There’s no way I’d let you see!

    B: Fly Away Queen!… Why! Why!!…

    O: She’s not Fly Away Queen!

    B: But I want a girlfriend!

    O: You can’t (act) in front of her like you were. That was strange.

  3. Kar says:

    Wow that guy was very creepy. O_o

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