The Best Japanese Mayonnaise Commercial Ever

This is how you sell mayo. With a hot girl surrounded by football players. Using the mayo bottle as the football. And shooting it out of a bazooka. On TV. In Japan.

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14 Responses to “The Best Japanese Mayonnaise Commercial Ever”

  1. Adam says:

    That’s just nuts. Is the entire island of Japan on drugs…?

  2. Anonymouse says:

    I think I’m not so amazed by the commercial, exploding tubes of mayo notwithstanding, so much as I’m dumbfounded by an Engrish punk cover of “I’ve been working on the railroad.”

    I mean. . . the hell? Dinah won’t ‘cha blow, indeed.

  3. Eric says:

    you know…after not doing so great in basic japanese last semester I started to doubt my interest/goal of living in Japan for awhile, possibly teaching English. Then I see things like this and it just makes me want to go that much more hahaha.

    They’ve got that mayo in the market I go to, they have wasabi mayo too, yum yum!

  4. Hank P. says:

    She caught the bottle with her eyes closed - that’s impressive.

  5. Hank P. says:

    She caught the bottle with her eyes closed! That’s impressive

  6. Stephen says:

    I think this comes from all their repressed emotions while they’re out in society and this is one of their outlets, y’know what I mean?

  7. Darkobra says:

    Her eyes were OPEN!

  8. Kaye says:

    Thats nuts. What do football and mayo have in common?? Not only that, whats with the weird baby pictures at the end…they have even less to do with mayo then football does!!

    Japan is crazy.

  9. St. Jammy says:

    Engrish punk cover of “I’ve been working on the Railroad”. = GREATEST SONG EVER!!!!

  10. Anonymous says:

    “whats with the weird baby pictures at the end…”

    It’s Kewpie brand mayo… I’ve seen them sell Kewpie-shaped bottles…

  11. Snap says:

    Actual, the whole set up is just to distract viewers from the very…. subtle “EAT ME” subliminal message hidden at the end of the clip (its one of those optical illusions: if you look really hard you can see it ^^)…

    Oh yeah, and they are all crazy…. in the good way (~-.-)~

  12. CrazyJap182 says:

    lol! all im sayin is im ganna have shoot mayo out of a bazooka at my next party.sounds awesome!

  13. noname says:

    “lol! all im sayin is im ganna have shoot mayo out of a bazooka at my next party.sounds awesome!”

    That’s all a euphamism, right??

  14. sickmind says:

    ok…white mayo exploding from sqeezable bottles…babies…you really dont get that? Am I the only sick minded person?

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